It used to be said that a night out with John Bellany would take three years off your

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life. I’ll find out one day. We were both great friends of Cyril Reason, who was one of our tutors at the RCA, and although

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nginx/1.17.9 Cyril was less extreme than Bellany he was a thirsty man. I’ll never forget one night in […]

I heard on the 404 Not Found wireless that Cornelia Fluff has just been appointed ‘Official Sculptor’ for the General Election. What can this mean? She’s obviously a bit of a Leftie so maybe she could

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nginx/1.17.9 run up a big bronze statue of Compo on his bicycle for Islington Green. Mr

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Serota has left the Billabong and moved uptown to […]

Mr Wu was on the wireless last night. A very long programme on the World Service, but still I learned very little about him. He speaks as one heavily

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sedated. Talk about insclutable. He dwells in a large bunker under Berlin with 6,000 three-legged stools and some lifejackets. There was no mention of the poison beans, maybe he’s

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nginx/1.17.9 sold them […]

There’s a room in my flat that I rather grandly refer to as ‘The Library’. About 20 years ago I had it fitted out with shelves up to the ceiling with nicely boxed-in corners. It’s painted deep red. For a

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nginx/1.17.9 few years it looked splendid, then it gradually

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started filling up with junk. Now it’s waist-deep in motorcycle parts, leather […]