Tag: museums

  • Museums – our national genius

    PompeiiI may frequently express criticisms about their finer workings but British museums and galleries are generally superbly run. Heroic efforts are made to minimise the impact of funding cuts so that even regular visitors will notice little or no impact. From looking at the outward face of our museums you would never guess the country was in anything like the mess the numbers would indicate. They open on time: they have excellent facilities; their staffs are visible, willing and helpful; their experts are sought after the world over; they are clean; they have disability access to the ceiling; their bookshelves cater to all types of reader and interest; and their collections are by and large well maintained, sensitively exhibited and most supply informative captions. Many of them have for centuries been kept open free of charge for everyone, often against all odds and arguments. They are exemplary resorts of enlightened thinking about education and the preservation of history. This quiet effectiveness is a substantial achievement which is easy to take for granted. The truth is that when it comes to museums, in Britain we have been spoilt.

    This native genius was recognised recently when the Italian Culture Minister announced a fundamental shake-up in his own country’s major museums by throwing open twenty directorships to all-comers. Heading the published lists of dream candidates were many Britons. That Italy desperately needs help running its museums can not be in any doubt in the minds of those who have recently visited that country.

    Newspapers have lately reported that Pompeii is at last rising from the ashes of incompetence and corrupt administration. Having been partially rescued from beneath the sludge of AD79, in recent years other man-made ravages have befallen this astounding place –  structures have collapsed, excavation has ceased, and the site has been subjected to looting and vandalism. All of that, we are proudly informed, is now in the past. Sanity has set in and the place is safe in Italian hands. Millions of euros (doubtless originating in Germany) are being lavished to turn Pompeii into less than the unloved disgrace it has been in the recent past.

    Don’t believe a word of it. If Pompeii is typical of how Italy runs its museums – and it does seem to be – no wonder British and German experts are being wooed, because even organising the basics efficiently defeats Italians.

    The situation is hopeless and it starts as soon as you arrive. Gates open half an hour late, which especially annoys those scores who have arrived early to steal a march on a punishing summer sun. Once admitted, crowds jostle forever to buy a ticket because only two people are taking money. Matters are made worse because neither has any change. They accept only the correct money which must involve coins. In Italy it is virtually impossible to have coins not least because no one will give them to you: they hoard them like juju beads. The inevitable chaos is entirely avoidable and compounded when concessionary cards are not accepted unless accompanied by a passport. Endless negotiations ensue with each now sweating and thoroughly exasperated visitor. You then try the bookshop for a guide and detailed map. They don’t have any change either and diagrams in the Blue Guide are better than the childish plan costing a euro. So extreme is the provocative indifference of staff it can only be intended as a calculated insult. It’s as though they don’t want you here.

    In general museum bookshops and cafés are, throughout Italy, not seen as important revenue earners or as crucial a part of further education as we treat them in Britain. At Reggio’s museum they provide a rudimentary brochure for 7 euros about the Riace bronzes, the most precious sculptures of the ancient Greek world. Many of those making the trek to this furthest bunion of land will be willing to pay a premium for something more detailed. There is no bookshop at Tiberius’s villa in Sperlonga, the remarkable Villa Poppeia at Oplontis, or at the Agrigento Museum with its stunning collection of red and black ware.

    The anarchy characterising admission to Pompeii follows you about the site. In nearly all the most treasured areas there is no visible security. At the distant Villa of the Mysteries, to which I arrived in advance of everyone else, not a soul was there to protect what are among the most important paintings in the history of classical art. Perfect for me, despite the fact that they weren’t properly visible because unlit, but I fear dwelling on the damage parties of Europe’s and Asia’s squealing, uninterested and accessoried oiks might wreak on a place like this – they look with their hands.

    They say that Pompeii is the place in which to wander, get lost and release your imagination. Indeed it is, but you can’t do this because too little of even the excavated area is open. Crime-scene tape forces you to remain on thoroughfares which rapidly become Wembley Way on cup final day.

    At the farthest extremities of the site there are no services. There is nowhere to sit comfortably or to buy the fluid necessary when, as on my recent visit, the temperature soars beyond forty degrees centigrade. There are water fountains if you are prepared to trust the liquid coming out of them in a city with a pervasive smell of drains and where essential social infrastructure of hygiene and refuse collection have disintegrated. (Naples is a memorable city but filthier even than Oldham.) A third of my eight hours were spent sitting reading either Mary Beard or an old guidebook while trying to satisfy unquenchable thirst. An air-conditioned café on the periphery near the amphitheatre with coins in the till, simple food and cold drinks, and ice cream, would have cleaned up. By the time they’ve beaten the long procession around to the theatres, all visitors are as stripped and dessicated as Peter O’Toole staggering across the Devil’s Anvil. It would be so easy to make this unique place even more of a memorable experience than it is.

    Beside its serial inconveniences, the site’s main offence has to be a new building of which administrators are so proud as to make it a feature of all publicity material. As with many European museum extensions, this contract has gone to a person with no visual sense at all. It is a large pyramid whose job is to display in a sort of cock pit the famous plaster casts of the perished. This structure should have been built almost anywhere other than where it has been. Placed bang in the middle of the amphitheatre, the full effect of that otherwise special place is thus ruined. Visitors are not allowed on to the terraces so the only panoramic experience of it is as you enter the arena, only to find the view impeded by a structure which has ‘Brussels’ written all over its design and materials.

    Pompeii’s amphitheatre is significant. It was built in the first century BC (160 years before the Colosseum) and was the first permanent stone Roman amphitheatre; other similar arenas are a refinement of the incipient form found here. It has two sets of external diagonal staircases giving access to upper tiers. On a previous visit I’d had been struck by the impact of the interior, and was looking forward to seeing it again, a spectacle now regrettably sacrificed to a populist stunt.

    Pompeii is not unusual in Italy. Other sites seem equally to be run for the benefit of anyone except visitors. Lack of facilities are routine. At Herculaneum closed areas include the Villa of the Papyri, the quayside wharves housing all the skeletons of those attempting to flee by boat, the still underground cruciform pool as well as numerous insulae. Visitor services are rudimentary and limited to what can be dispensed from a machine. The ‘bookshop’ is hopeless for anything but souvenir trash. Even the National Archaeological Museum in Naples has whole wings and floors closed and, again, vending machines and few seats in place of a cafeteria.

    Italian museums are throwing away money whose collection would allow them respite from EU- and IMF-imposed cuts to Government and local expenditure. The Tate self-generates an astonishing 63% of its own income. The National Gallery makes three times more from cafés and shops than it does from exhibition admissions. The Royal Academy rakes in almost twice as much from retail activities than it does from ticket sales.

    Also, as with Pompeii, the protection of priceless treasures is generally so disgraceful it’s almost an invitation to looting and theft. At the museum of Tiberius’s villa near Sperlonga, which contains some of the most important Augustan sculpture, four middle-aged attendants, obviously recipients of some local authority sinecure, are slumped in the entrance indifferent to what is happening throughout the otherwise unprotected museum and grounds. Hardly any information is provided on this amazing site which has a massive coastal grotto – now busy with the aerobatics of rare pallid swifts – originally housing sculptures possibly by Polidorus of Rhodes, to whom some attribute the Laocoon. The same is true at the great museum in Agrigento where only the celebrated eponymous Ephebe – a close relative of the Kritios Boy in Athens (and which recently cropped up on the cover of Private Eye) – has its personal attendant playing games on a mobile telephone. In four hours at Hadrian’s Villa, in a complex the size of a large village, there was no security at all. Apart from the ticket office lady it was a ghost town. This is a definite advantage, as it allows furtive exploration of decorated areas inside the baths which are inexplicably taped off.

    A word of advice for cultural tourists to the Campagna. For the first time I visited the atmospheric Villa Poppeia, ten minutes from Pompeii in Torre Annunziata (Oplontis). Also interred in 79 this is not on tourist routes yet houses the finest collection of frescoes in the four Pompeiian styles you’ll see anywhere. Go in the evening and you’ll wander undisturbed. Its murals should be compulsory viewing for any art history student, and especially for those with a developed interest in the evolution of how a third dimension is depicted. Steep recessions and trompe l’oeil effects are dazzling and the drawing, particularly of figures, is flawless and exhibits complete assurance. Being Imperial in origin – Poppeia, poor lass, was Mrs Nero – these paintings are of a quality which knocks spots off most decoration encountered in the urban houses of Pompeii and, to a lesser degree, Herculaneum. Poppeia could afford artists for whom foreshortened figures in complicated groupings and poses were second nature. Natural history scenes of flowers, insects and birds in a long painted trellis and arcade beside a swimming pool are thrilling beyond description, the most magical work of its type I’ve ever seen.

    Any defence of Britain’s museums should start with the magnificent fundamental principle underpinning every aspect of their existence: this is that we actually want those who own them and their contents, the public, to benefit from their existence. Everything is done to further this aim. We encourage attendance and hope that some, whose curiosity is roused, may often return. Many have argued, including myself, that the commercialising of British museums is a disgrace. Having experienced the alternative I take it all back. In difficult conditions our national museums are doing a tremendous job. They now need to address urgently problems caused by their own success, most notably that of overcrowding.

    David Lee

    2015

  • Mickey Mouse museums

    The word ‘Disneyfication’ is usually pejorative, implying noise, trashiness and escapist superficiality. Not any more. It was only a matter of time before ‘difficult’ history and learning were sweetened to something more palatable and instantly gratifying. Serious cultural commentators are now using this word to describe a useful policy designed to increase the appeal of museums and historical sites. Boring ruins, they say, should be reconstructed into what we think they might have looked like. It doesn’t matter if it’s, well, a bit wrong. In this new world nothing will be left to the imagination. In one instance the laughable Dulux job worked on Knossos by archaeologist Arthur Evans receives commendation. As a 20­year­old undergraduate I stood laughing in this famed Minoan palace: the painted murals, based on the faintest possible scattered fragments, were more Hollywood than belonging to the cradle of western civilisation. For me there was more truth in the few uneven shallow steps around the apron stage of a small outdoor theatre: 40 years on this contemplative place of escape remains vivid in my mind’s eye. As Knossos so plainly demonstrates, Mickey Mouse is not the answer.

    Disneyfication has already gone quite far enough. Museum shops, for example, used to be places where you could expect a decent stock of theme-related non­fiction. They now hawk fudge by the ton in the belief that the population is addicted to it. Museums seem no longer to want to educate us properly, prefering to fill our minds with the sentimental equivalent of, yes, fudge. Insulting our intelligence they assume that we prefer entertainment, some sort of untaxing ‘experience’ between expensive snacks.

    Potentially serious museum content is routinely reduced in thematic museums to buttery sentiment dished up for those who enjoy easy listening, easy reading, easy everything. No effort required here, they announce: we’ve done your thinking for you, so hurry along. Everything easy, so it can be easily forgotten. As in schools, subjects must be made digestible so that no one is made to feel thick, and if understanding can’t be made effortless then a flanking manoeuvre and ‘a form of words’ must be found to circumvent it. Effort has become the enemy of the state.

    Recently I visited two mines in Wales. Both are as visually eye-opening places as the most breathtaking natural phenomena. The first, Parys Mountain in Anglesey, overlooks the town and former port of Amlwch on the island’s north coast. It is manned by a single volunteer, a knowledgeable geologist and industrial archaeologist who works in what looks like a converted caravan at the edge of a makeshift car park. It costs nothing to enter but this extensive, fascinating site occupied a full afternoon with time flying. The second was a slate mine at Blaneau Ffestiniog in Snowdonia which had been Disneyfied to near death by those sticklers for historical truth – yes, Disney themselves. It cost the business end of forty quid for a family to enter and the ‘galleries’ were the mere prelude to a ‘Victorian’ street selling tat.

    At Parys the top of a Pre-Cambrian mountain was removed, like the top of a boiled egg, in search of copper and other valuable metals. Though there had been mining here since the Bronze Age, following Agricola’s subduing of the Ordovices in north west Wales in the mid-first century AD mining began in earnest. Alternate periods of desuetude and reworking over the intervening centuries, often caused by lucky speculative strikes, produced craters and spoil heaps rich in oxide colours and unique lichens acidic in hue. Visitors take themselves around the site aided by a map and an information leaflet in which each area and process in ore extraction is explained. When the Victorian mine was at its height the experience of workers, dangling perilously on ropes and climbing up a linked succession of high ladders burdened with sacks of rock, must have been indistinguishable to the modern mining photographs taken in Africa and South America by Sebastiao Salgado where similar conditions are still in operation. The horrifying casualties in Angola, Congo and Brazil must have been replicated here in Parys.

    Nothing is required here of visitors except their attention. We must stand and work it out, reconfigure it all forwards and backwards through time. It requires speculation to piece together and imagine the complicated symbiosis of work and life; the choking fumes of smelters and roasting kilns and the dangers of drift mining into unstable seams; the washing, filtering and precipitation of product, right down to the relatives of the miners who built clippers in local harbours to transport assorted quarries. No manikins or tableaux here illustrate the obvious fact that on this spot proletarian men and women were worked like animals to an early grave.

    The biggest crater, to the bottom of which you can scramble investigating and comparing veins and coloured ores, would hold two sports stadiums one above the other. Young people may roam, fossicking as they will for oddities. Beyond, at the farthest point in the production, there is the pretty view down to the sea at Amlwch. The town was built to lodge miners and armies of surface women labourers who broke up stones for a bob a day. Except for the numbing drunkenness, which required the building of a devoted brewery, the lives of these long-travelling searchers after a wage can’t have been worse than the hard-labouring prisoners of Dartmoor.

    There is at Parys any amount of time to reconstitute the life built around metal. Getting to the end of the process through wheelhouses, evaporation beds, blue-collar accommodation, beam engines and windmills, smelters and the foundations of scattered works buildings feels like an achievement. From a handful of rock hewn deep below to shining copper pipes in a Black Country engine house here was a microcosm of Victorian industrial economy based on enterprise, ingenuity and brave investment with all the incumbent dangers and exploitations.

    The mine was the centre of a diverse local economy. Copper was sent by boat to Liverpool and South Wales where, among other uses, it was cast into plates for copper-bottoming warships: HMS Victory had its timbers coated in copper mined here to prevent rotting and infestation of the wood; and the pools of metal-rich water on site at Parys were used for soaking ships timbers to the same end. By­products included industrial chemicals and a significant manufactory in the town for artists’ colours. All that is now left are the workings, deserted on most days. Please visit this remarkable place if you are about the vicinity.

    The “international award-winning” mine at Ffestiniog is at the centre of the slate industry upon which the whole of Snowdonia once thrived. It is part open cast and part subterranean in sixteen sloping seams. Mining is evident on almost every road through this damp upland whose cold appearance owes more to man than Nature. The region is criss­crossed with narrow-gauge railways first built to transport the sheets of slate to new ports north and south. Cavernous open cast workings, so treacherous for the thousands of labourers carrying heavy weights up and down a Hell of ever-deeper and ­narrower terraces, were sites of special interest for tourists even in the 19th century. Most are now overgrown and unvisitable except to the intrepid armed with an OS map and those prepared to ignore melodramatic warning signs.

    The industrial revolution was roofed and sometimes floored with Snowdonia slate while those lucky enough to be at school learned numbers and letters by chalking on the lower grades, though what precisely constitutes a lesser grade of material you won’t be told here. The better-off were frequently buried under or in front of a slate slab.

    The Llechwedd slate caverns are at their worst a satire on maudlin Welshness; a harpist, the local MP’s wife no less, twangs you through the gloom. Whilst being instructed with little beyond the obvious, groups are marshalled around deep workings with time controlled to the second, and then the lights go out. The son et lumiere cost £130,000, we are proudly informed, and involves “the latest silicon chip technology”. How very reassuring. Nothing is allowed to impede the relentless, hard-hatted progress to the stack of fudge at the door.

    No time is given to dwell, to be alone with speculations. The truth is I learned next to nothing about slate mining, excepting the basics of its cutting, but little of the larger industry of which it formed part. The only booklet for sale in the shop was useless, years out of date, and a more expensive book helpfully described slate’s rail distribution but didn’t address the subject as a whole. Everything uttered by the living guides and the taped Welsh ‘characters’ seemed aimed at a backward toddler. We were asked at one point to observe a minute’s silence to think about those teams who toiled long hours for a pittance entombed in the cold dark boyo. At the instant when the inevitable male voice choir intruded over the tannoy nuking Cardiff suddenly seemed a viable option. We weren’t told how many workers had been killed, or about life expectancy, or the many uses to which their product was put. Nor were we told why when they were building the visitor centre at the summit of Snowdon it was cheaper to fetch slate from China than to walk it around the corner on a cart.

    The very worst thing that can happen to any museum is the assistance of Disney. As a threat to truth and knowledge, and as rationers of serious information, these people and their infantilism should be prevented from entering the country.

    Whether it is education, museums or the BBC, we should cease being such passive and willing consumers of fudge.

    How State Art brought the good news to Essex. Yet another contemporary art gallery has opened, this one in Colchester. Years late and eye-wateringly over budget, it is another organisational triumph for an Arts Council which couldn’t deal drugs in Brixton. Designed by Raphael Vinoly it is finished in thin metal sheeting, little thicker than oven foil, painted gold and with shoddy workmanship everywhere evident – it flexes like a beer can when you poke it. It has all the short-lived allure of an impulse buy. Inside is an overpriced café (may I recommend The George on the High Street, it’s cheaper and more comfy) and a shop which doesn’t yet sell fudge but does, helpfully, sell reflective socks for bike riders.

    The building’s walls are curved, lean inwards, outwards – indeed, in every direction except perpendicular – which makes it unsuitable for showing paintings, a medium which those in charge hereabouts apparently consider “fuddy-duddy”. Acres of wasted wall space and wide corridors meet the visitor so he can wander while admiring white rendering and a winning view of the bus station. After so much trouble how could they have ended up with a place so obviously exclusive and limiting to future options?

    The opening show comprising otherwise unrelated stuff dragged together under the rubric ‘Camulodunum’, the Roman name for the fortress, capital and then colony, is feeble and includes not a single painting. This omission will be passed off by those in charge as a bold statement of their State Art credentials and not, of course, of the more obvious truth that State Art and its gauleiters are, for the most part, narrow-minded dullards who do as they are told. The exhibition is said to be about re­interpreting the past; Grayson Perry, Ai Weiwei (yes, the fashionable fat martyr himself), Sarah Lucas, Smithson, Warhol … It’s a real yawner. Two evenings work at the most to organise.

    Why go to so much trouble for something so negligible, so very predictable? This golden shed is a monument to a national artistic dictatorship which is incurably hubristic and perennially unwilling to meet people half way. It is a shining example of how to waste £26 million promoting the fads of a few.

    I made a mistake in the last editorial where it was stated that the Royal Academy school charges fees. It doesn’t. I am relieved to hear, therefore, that students are paying precisely what tuition from Professor of Painting Gary Hume is worth.

    http://www.parysmountain.co.uk/

    http://www.llechwedd-slate-caverns.co.uk/

    David Lee

    The Jackdaw Nov-Dec 2011

    November/December 2011 is the 100th issue of The Jackdaw. I considered commemorating this momentous numerical milestone but nothing immediately suggesting itself was either cheap enough or worth the effort. I’ll try harder for the thousandth.