{"id":845,"date":"2012-07-25T09:06:19","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T09:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejackdaw.co.uk\/?p=845"},"modified":"2012-07-25T09:07:45","modified_gmt":"2012-07-25T09:07:45","slug":"olympic-posters-our-native-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejackdaw.co.uk\/?p=845","title":{"rendered":"Olympic posters: our native genius"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The Turner Prize nominees and winners came up with a predictable set of embarrassing posters for the Olympics. Apart from the perpetrators themselves, no one could be found to say a good word about their efforts. Someone needs to get a grip. First we were presented with an inept logo which had cost \u00c2\u00a3400,000 for what looked like two minutes work; then there was an artless rollercoaster sculpture selected by the President-For-Life; and now this lot of fashionable scribblers who couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t design a wheel from blueprints have done their worst, also, very conveniently, courtesy of the President-For-Life. Inevitably, as with Gibbereesh\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s rollercoaster the PFL chose his reliable lackeys from the Turner Prize not to mention a serving Tate Trustee, Bob and Roberta Smith, i.e. one of those currently responsible for employing him.<\/p>\n

Rachel Whiteread and Gary Hume excelled themselves with lovely colouring in \u00e2\u20ac\u201c if their efforts had arrived crumpled from the nursery you might have fixed them proudly to the fridge. Bridget Riley knocked off her usual stripes. Each small poster \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and these are nothing like the grand sheets of Lautrec \u00e2\u20ac\u201c will be available to buy for \u00c2\u00a37 when an exhibition of the works opens at the Tate next summer.<\/p>\n

Now for the good news, that is if you are one of the participating artists. The posters are being released as signed prints courtesy of Counter Editions, thus enabling the artists to reward themselves in the manner to which they have become accustomed. Bridget Riley\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s stripes, for example, is in an edition of 250 and started at \u00c2\u00a33,000 an impression \u00e2\u20ac\u201c yes, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a gross of \u00c2\u00a3750,000 for one signed screenprint, and it has already sold out. The Margate Express has hers in an edition of 300 at a throwaway \u00c2\u00a31,800 apiece \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a mere \u00c2\u00a3540,000… It is also sold out. The gross will, of course, have been far greater than the sums cited here as the cost of each print increased as the edition sold out. Still available however are \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcProfessor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Gary Hume\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s blots (near right), a snip at \u00c2\u00a3540 in an edition of 250 (\u00c2\u00a3135,000 minimum gross) and Howard Hodgkin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s blue wave (\u00c2\u00a31,300, ed 300, minimum gross \u00c2\u00a3394,000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c far right). No wonder the artists stood in a line laughing when their works were unveiled.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Martin Creed, at last now widely regarded as educationally subnormal, said of his inspired marvel (\u00c2\u00a3490, lithograph edition 250, minimum gross \u00c2\u00a3122,500): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The colours are based on the Olympic colours but they are changed to make them nicer.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Here is the Mental Paralympian of State Art talking.<\/p>\n

What we got in this project was the usual bunch of over-rated contemporary artists promoting themselves and their art and not the Olympics. We can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t discover from anywhere what the deal was with the artists; were they actually paid to come up with their contributions or was their remuneration to be the loud ker-ching of limited editions? If you come across any information please let us know.<\/p>\n

… And then there was the dear old Margate Express. No are event is nowadays complete without her embonpoint rippling over the proceedings. On the same page of the papers when these Olympic efforts were announced you could look across from the Express\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s maudlin scribble to Leonardo da Vinci\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s drawing of hands on show in the National Gallery. An unfair comparison, yes, but it is surely impossible to look from one to the other and not think what a catastrophic deterioration has occurred not only in the technical ability of artists but in the willingness of those responsible for protecting standards in art to promote such conspicuous rubbish.<\/p>\n

By the way, if you wish to purchase all 12 of the posters you can buy the set in a nice box for \u00c2\u00a311,805. A commemorative heirloom for all the family to enjoy, and what a bargain.<\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00a0David Lee<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Jackdaw, Jan-Feb 2012<\/em><\/p>\n

Latest News<\/p>\n

These posters are beginning to reappear on the market.<\/p>\n

Three editions sold out within days: they were Tracey Emin, Rachel Whiteread and Bridget Riley.\u00c2\u00a0 Now , one of the Rileys is being sold\u00c2\u00a0 at auction with an estimate of\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a32,000-\u00c2\u00a33,000. This poster racket was not only a scam to line the pockets of already well-to-do artists but also to allow a quick turnover to collectors eager to cash in on the fever generated by the actual events.<\/p>\n

The complete set of posters are no on view\/on sale at Tate Britain until September\u00c2\u00a0 23rd<\/sup>. So buy now. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re crap, but what an investment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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